So I decided to wear boxers for a bit but my rule is if I ever wear boxers I have to trash them. So this tight green pair with blue waist band that i've owned for years got covered in strawberry custard, beans, flour, black currant squash, and anything else I could find in the fridge. Then I played with myself in the mess. It felt amazing! It was so sticky and I don't think I will be able to get them clean again or my apple watch, but I will try.

I definitely don't feel right in boxers. I've spent too much time in knickers and diapers.