tl;dr verson: he grabs the found 2 full jugs of chocolate sauce, strips, brings everything to a safe one of his fishing spots near water, goons out, turns into an absolutely naked monkey boy coats himself in dessert, Nuts Some Fuckin Ropes, then dips home after a quick swim. He goes nuts on the edge of Certain Exposure And Death to bring you the most cuttingest of edges dong wanking gooey entertainment.

chowuhclat!?

In an alternate universe, The Goonimal is a dirty ass sheltered park ranger whomst finds some jugs of unused chocolate sauce? at a campsite. Its kind of fair enough that he assumed there'd be drugs involved but what are they doing, making jugs of liquid drugs now? It doesn't smell like resin from certain plants--its just two jugs of left behind chocolate sauce. Two entire jugs... of chocolate sauce...

... Or some witches had a fire and cursed the pit to supply whatever it needed to to corrupt the next visitor.

Or somethin' could be. Idk.

Either way he tastes some of the chocolate and almost instantly can't resist taking the jugs to a safe place just around the bend of a bridge that only farm hicks drive on... today is a particularly busy day... but teetering on the cusp of public humiliation is a fun fire to dance by for him, maybe not touch... but dance by.

Watch him go stupid and nut covered head to fucking toe in chocolate. Watch his naked chest disappear in a layer of it. Watch his face melt into it. Watch his long flopping cock flop longly. Watch him pour the second jug with pure joy and excitement like a purebred fucking weirdo.

Fuck This Dude IS Good.

Enjoy.