The scene is late July. Me and my partner rented a U-haul truck and went out to film a movie together. It was hot and we argued all day because my partner said I didn't give it enough of a discussion with the both of us that we were going to rent this truck and go and get some mud play footage shot. I was accused of unilaterally making the decision that this is what we were going to do! That may or may not be true, as you can see in the hilariously real and pitiful attempts by me, begging my partner from behind the cam to join me in the mud as I stand sunken up to my chest in a pond full of mud. It's so real and I am so dead serious that afterward, on playback, I couldn't stop laughing, so I've included all of those horny pleas to my partner to get in the mud with me on one reel as the trailer. He didn't want to go at first, but once we were out late and had already trespassed onto the property where the mud was, we were laughing and having a good time. I taunt him and ask him if he's chicken to get in the mud and he admits he is. He teases me back and tries to trick me to go out farther into the mud at different parts as I play a game of doing mini-canonballs deeper and deeper in the mud in my red party dress until I'm fully submerged, hair slicked down by the mud. I remove my dress and undergarments and spin and roll around in the slippery, silky muck, doing repeated deep head dunks facing the camera. I really went for it. I ended up swallowing some mud by accident and remember gagging it up and spitting it out on the way back home later when we pulled up at a latte stand. It was fairly difficult to clean up from the mud on the way out of this particular place, so I went home, caked in mud. My partner was a good, solid cameraman and buddy on this adventure, and he did his best to help me scrape the mud off and warm me up afterwards, holding me in a towel, which really turned me on. He totally fell a couple times in the mud and totally submerged his shoes. I wanted to suck his cock so bad a whole buncha times during our little excursion, but he is such a tease! I don't think I got it on the final cut, but at one point he said I looked like a mud mermaid and another time he called me his little wet seal. I can't lie. I really did feel that way. Oh, and for the pervert out there who keeps asking me if I've ever lost my clothes in the mud, well yes, it finally happened! I accidentally left my black tights and red dress in the mud and they're still out there! I'm still upset about that! I left a $60 bra, $40 dress and $25 tights! Not happy! Ps- I meant "pervert" as a compliment! I'm a pervert and proud of it!